Larry is baffled by text messages from a child; Leon assumes another identity; Jerry Seinfeld gets acquainted with Marty Funkhauser

Cheryl has competition for the “Seinfeld” role from one of Jeff’s clients; a law-enforcement officer’s name is a topic of interest; and Larry gets in touch with his feminine side.

Larry has bad luck on the same golf hole twice.

Larry and Jerry Seinfeld consider incorporating Larry’s latest real-life experience into the reunion show.